First Publicity Still for THE LONE RANGER Revealed!

Voodrew March 8, 2012 5

The Lone Ranger “reimagining” (starring Johnny Depp) has been in development hell for quite some time, but it has finally started production!

Why, God? Why?

Now, I consider myself pretty “movie savvy,” but even I was pretty taken aback when I saw that Depp was NOT  playing The Ranger himself, but TONTO?

What? Why?

Are there seriously no Native American actors left on the planet to play one of the most Native American roles in history?
And why does the mask make Armie Hammer look like Jamie Kennedy?


What do you think, Moguls?


  1. davenpoe March 8, 2012 at 12:52 pm - Reply

    FUN FACT: The Lone Ranger, whose name is John Ried, eventually has a decendant named Britt Ried, who of course become the Green Hornet!

    Both are masked outlaws with “exotic” sidekicks who fight crime.

    That said, let’s hope John’s movie fares better than Britt’s.

  2. voodrew March 8, 2012 at 12:56 pm - Reply

    Well, in order to make the history work, Kato in the next Green Hornet movie has to be played by Michael Cera.

  3. Anonymous March 8, 2012 at 4:01 pm - Reply

    It’s “Hiyo Silver!”

  4. Adam March 8, 2012 at 5:25 pm - Reply

    The central question for me is whether I will ever be able to read the name “Armie Hammer” and not giggle a bit.

  5. Blaine Garrett March 12, 2012 at 4:50 pm - Reply

    Depp is Cherokee on both sides, so, i guess that works.

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