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The Minority Report…Report

The Minority Report…Report

Davenpoe September 22, 2015 0

Ever wonder what it would feel like to be psychic?  Then check out Minority Report – because you’ve seen it all before. Minoriy Report is one of those truly frustrating shows that never lets

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Armchair Mogul’s 8 ‘More Appropriate’ Titles for How I Met Your Mother

Armchair Mogul’s 8 ‘More Appropriate’ Titles for How I Met Your Mother

Voodrew April 2, 2014 1

Moguls, we’d be lying if we didn’t say that we were let down by the final episode of How I Met Your Mother. It seemed like it was on the right track to be

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Evil Dead: Not Your Mother’s Horror Flick…it’s the remake of it

Evil Dead: Not Your Mother’s Horror Flick…it’s the remake of it

Beaumaloe April 7, 2013 0

Let me start this review by letting you know that I don’t get out to the movie theater as often as I’d like, but for me, EVIL DEAD was a given.  I was going

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ONE LINE REVIEWS

ONE LINE REVIEWS

Davenpoe December 30, 2012 1

Hey Armchair Moguls…where’ve you been?? That’s the content of all the emails we’ve received over the last couple of months and the simple answer is: Raising babies. But now that we’ve kinda got a

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First Publicity Still for THE LONE RANGER Revealed!

First Publicity Still for THE LONE RANGER Revealed!

Voodrew March 8, 2012 5

The Lone Ranger “reimagining” (starring Johnny Depp) has been in development hell for quite some time, but it has finally started production! Now, I consider myself pretty “movie savvy,” but even I was pretty

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Failed or Nailed – G.I.Joe: Retaliation

Failed or Nailed – G.I.Joe: Retaliation

Davenpoe December 27, 2011 2

Last week, this trailer was released into the wild. Now, we at the Armchair LOVE us some G.I.Joe. And not in some kitschy, Hot Topic, douche-baggery, sort of way. No. We love G.I.Joe because

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I Like Big Bots and I Cannot Lie….!

I Like Big Bots and I Cannot Lie….!

Davenpoe July 8, 2011 0

Well… I loved it. Is it perfect? Obviously not.  It IS Michael Bay after all. This is not a portrayal of a realistic world.  Like, at all.  It’s a hyperactive, over-sexualized, fetishistic fever dream

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Satin Tights 2: Satin Harder!

Satin Tights 2: Satin Harder!

Davenpoe March 20, 2011 2

Howdy, Moguls! Here’s an exclusive Armchair Remix of what the new Wonder Woman outfit could’ve looked like, courtesy of our very own Voodrew: Whaddaya think, Moguls? How do you like your Amazons

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In Your Satin Tights…

In Your Satin Tights…

Davenpoe March 19, 2011 1

Okay, so as you probably already heard, Wonder Woman’s returning to TV under the wacky guidance of Ally McBeal’s David E. Kelly. Yeah. In spite of this (AND knowing how The Armchair feels about Wonder

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ANTI-“HEROES”

ANTI-“HEROES”

Davenpoe January 11, 2011 3

NBC’s new superhero offering The Cape swoops into the old Heroes timeslot this week and takes a DRASTICALLY different approach to its mythology-peddling. How drastic? Try 1992 drastic.

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